February 02, 2010

Here goes one more..

Ohh god!! Already 10:00!! How will I reach there by 11? After all its a "DATE"!! It will look so bad!! Walk fast Shelly,walk fast!! Itna slow chalegi toh kal tak bhi nahi pahunchegi!!
"Auto...Auto...."
Damn aaj jab jarurat hai toh yeh autowala bhi nahi rukhta hai,Oh god please bachale.....pleaseeeee.....
."Auto!! Auto!! rukho bhaisaab!!"
yupieee mil gaya!!
"Bhaiyya Station chalo..jaldiiii"
kitna slow chala raha hai yaar..aaj hi pahunchayega na!

Ohh here we are
"yeh lo bhaiyya 10 rs"
aaj ki tarikh mein hi station pahunch gaye...kyun yeh log itni lambi line mein khade hote hai,cant they use Smart cards? Railway itni nayi cheezen laa raha hai aur yeh abhi tak lambi line mein hi aatke hue hain...huh. Arre par yeh smart card hai kidhar!! Mera bag bhi na,bag kam kabaad khana jyada hai!! God kidhar hai yeh smart card!! Ohh no,woh toh maine aaj Dad ko de diya!! Ab iss line mein khada hona padega!! leh bade lecture de rahi thi na line mein khade hone walon,ab khud bhi khade hona padega!! Aaj toh gaye...lagta hai line mein hi date honewali hai meri!!

Yeh aage kyun nahi chal rahi hai line...kitna time lagayi woh attendant ticket katne mein!! Government employees kaam toh kam karte hai aur timepaas jyada..huh.Finally number aa gaya,
" Churchgate single ",
"5 rs change do"
," Madam change toh nahi hai",
"dhundo hoga,mere paas bhi nahi hai"
nahi hai toh ticket counter pe kyun baithi hai!! Arre yaar phir kabad khane mein khoodna padega!! Kahan haii, meri condition pe woh gaana yaad aa raha hai...Paanch rupaiyya barah aana,marega bhaiyya,de do na.. isme kishore kumar..I guess kishore kumar hi tha..khair koi bhi ho mujhe kya ladki ko bolta hai,yahan main bag ko bol rahi hu..paanch rupaiiya de de bg,maregi ticket attendent de de na...Milll gaya!! Thank god!!
." Mam 5 rs"

Finally platform par toh aaye,ab yeh train jaldi se aa jaye...
"Hello,Hi Kenny,Haan bass pahunch hi rahi hu...haan haan,ok,bye"
Phew..train aa ja train aa jaa,,....finally!!! arre yaar but kitni bhari hui hai...kaise ghusungi!! oouuchhhh,pair thod diya!! itni heels pehenke koi train mein aata hai kya?? apna nahi toh auron ka toh khayal kar le!! aaj toh pair gaye kaam se...

Chalo baithne ki jagah toh mil gayi...4th seat hi sahi...ab main aaram se book padh sakti hu....arey yeh auntie hai ya hathi!! khisakti hi nahii...uppar se meri taraf hi khisakti ja rahi hai..seat se girane ka plan hai kya!! Hmmm...main bhi dekhti hu kaise girati hai mujhe!!

Seat ke chakkar mein toh book padhni hi reh gayii..anyways concentrate on getting down now...ohh no Kenny is calling again!! Kya karu ..kya karu....IDEA!! call cut kar deti hu..keh dungi ki train se utarne wali thi...bahot bheed thii,...so nahi utha payi!! haan yeh thik rahega..!! Shelly kya dimaag chalta hai re tera!!

Baap re!! Uthar toh gaye!! but aisa lagta hai ghar jakar phir nahana padega...how much they push,pura body massage de diya!! hulaya pura bigad gaya....hope i still look good...hope I am not smelling...puhhhfff...this date business is so exhausting....

Arey Kenny abhi tak aaya kyun nahi...it nearly 10:45...God!! woh gaya toh nahi na...nahi re,gaya hoga toh tujhe bata ta ....uska phone bhi nahi lag raha...kenny kenny kenny...huh....I am already so tired,yahan baithne ki bhi jagah nahi hai...

"Kenny,Hiee,Hey I am already here,where are you??",
"I was trying to call you soo many times shelly,Phone kyun nahi utha rahi thi?",
"arey baba,main train mein thi,bheed kafi thi,so could'nt pick up,but where are you...",
"Wahi batane ke liye hi toh tujhe 25 baar call liya tha!! I am in office,Urgent meeting bulayi hai,can't come babu,sorry",
"Whatttt!!!!",
"Sorry yaar saci sorry,let's plan for some other day,pakka next time plan cancel nahi karunga!! Ok? chal have to go now..bye tc.have a gr8 day"

Have a gr8 day!! My foot!! idiot ,stupid,MC,BC, samajhta kya hai apne aap ko!! yahan main itni mehnet karke aayi hu,aur usse koi parwah nahi...no more plans...huh..shelly sickos ko date nahi karti...but shelly...tune bhi toh uske calls nahi uthaye nahh,he tried to call you so many times!! Jo bhi ho!! How can he cancel it!! I don't care, I am not meeting him again!!
Arey but aur koi bhi toh nahi hai,kenny cute and sweet hai,smart bhi hai,good looking hai....jaane de yaar,but meri date cancel kar di usne!! Koi baat nahi next time.But what about this one...its ok shelly..chal ghar chal,book and couch....what a yummy idea...haan yaar chal..ab aur kahan jau... teen baar already date cancel ho chuki hai..here goes one more.....

Babaji..kuch karo!!!!

10 comments:

  1. ROTFL!!!

    BTW, how come the date was at 11? AM/PM, whichever does not seem to make sense!

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  2. :)
    lol

    the date was at 11 in morning till 5 in eve,matlab full day!! that is wat i had in mind!! kenny was supposed to pick up shelly at 11 and then they had program for the whole day planned!!

    now does it make sense?

    :)

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  3. lol! yes, it does!

    Kenny and Shelly might rather have liked it to be 5 in the evening to 11 or later :)

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  4. This is fuckin bullshit..

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  5. though annoying it was at first but quite Funny!..

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  6. it's a riot..lol enjoyed..you got a knack of telling stories..try bit more seriously.. yeah they say,don't cut any incoming call,you never know,whats in store for you .

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  7. Nithin will surely try my best!! :)

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